I just watched some little British asswipe named Craig and his journey to losing his virginity. I tell you, anything the US can do, UK can do shitter. MTV UK scrapes the bottom of the used-contraceptive laden barrel with this one.
Craig - 16 from Brighton
Craig is desperate to get over the hurdle of having sex and get on with his life. When he meets and falls for new girlfriend Chloe, it seems that he might be in luck. But Craig encounters an unexpected problem...
Craig's Bio - The Virgin Diaries Official Website
If you are interested in knowing his unexpected problem, it was that *SPOILER ALERT*, he couldn't get an erection. Derrrrp.
I very quickly developed a strong hatred for Craig, and this show. Here is the level of logic involved:
Craig (voice over): I decided I wanted to ask someone with experience about the specifics of sex.
Craig's Dad: Do you know what foreplay is?
Craig: Oh my god, I can't listen to this. Dad, oh my god, my dad is talking about........ sex and things. Oh my god.
You sod. You asked him about sex, and now you completely pay him out for mentioning the totally taboo subject of foreplay. At least he could probably get it up, you little hobgoblin.
And next week, there's some big fuckin' slapper from Blimey Ol' Manchester on the hunt for some action. Pass.
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