Who can explain to me the box office enormity of penguins?Madagascar. March of the Penguins. Happy Feet. Farce of the Penguins. Surf's Up.
These are birds sanctioned off by natural selection. They can't fly, they can't nest, they can't warble. Evolution actually chose them to be the retards of their genus. They are the most handicapped of birds.
You know... after the emu.
Penguins aren't as cute as everyone thinks. They shit, they fight, they stink and they are dirty. Can we please just move onto movies about more interesting animals? Like the tapir?
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