Being able to turn into a speeding fireball = A pointless, horrible superpower.
Being made of stainless steel, being able to fly, being able to traverse through any material... all while on a surfboard = Fucking random much?
Jessica Alba: "Oh my god Johnny!!!! Did you see that guy on a surfboard flying around the city skyline? Stop him before he destroys the earth with his totally stupid, non-threatening abilities!!!!"
Please, what's he going to do? Embarass the earth to death?
Could these movies possibly get any more painful?
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