HARRY POTTER NUDE

Naked pictures of Daniel Radcliffe to promote a new play are causing controversy among fans of the Harry Potter movies. The young star peels off his top half and cuddles up with a topless co-star in the promotional snaps for his London West End run in Equus.

from IMDb

Eywwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I've seen a lot of not ok things in my time, but this seriously gave me a gag reflex.

"'ay 'arry Pottah! I can see your willay, I can!"

Now he wont just be remembered as the boy who played Harry Potter. Now he'll be remembered as the boy who played Harry Potter. oh and who also appeared nude in some play once.

100TH POST!

*blows on one of those cheap, annoying party horns*

Here's to another 80 or so before I give up altogether...

*pops lame party popper*

*walks away*

'EPIC MOVIE MADE #1' DAY - POSTERS

By far the worst promotional posters I have ever seen. Ever.

While on this matter, I secured an exclusive interview with someone that has actually seen Epic Movie:

Imagine this if you will. How low can you go before you start heading back up? Epic Movie demands our attention towards such an unexplored philosophic mystery.

'EPIC MOVIE MADE #1' DAY

29th January.

A day that shall now be commemorated with the fairly prestigous accolade of being the day Epic Movie achieved the place of the #1 film in the USA, and will now always be remembered as such.

Truthfully, I can recognise how historically signifcant this momentous occasion proves to be, and it is my humble consideration of this that ensures that such an event isn't forgotten as quickly as it should be.

The customs of the annually celebrated Epic Movie Made #1 Day are as follows:

• At dawn, a bugleman will sound a rendition of Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas.


• Commencing immediately after the bugle number, an international minute of non-laughter will take place. A time to reflect on those laughless and fateful hours, a time to grieve for all the ten dollar notes that won't be returned.


• A public stoning of a randomly selected patron that contributed to the film's opening weekend gross will take place at an allocated hour in the time square of every state or territory's capital city.


• January 29th is also named a schooling and working holiday, which strongly emphasises the message of the day. Which is to put off education and constructive productivity and to encourage the writing of awful, incompetent screenplays based off the parody of other, better, films.


• Gift-giving is essential, as is the requirement of all gifts being nothing but empty cardboard boxes wrapped in giftpaper. The recipient's reaction to the valueless present replicates the disappointment, shock, anger and disgust of audiences upon Epic Movie's original release.


• A complimentary screening of Epic Movie itself is optional, only for the fact that forcibly subjecting people to the film annually, or in fact just the once, is not fully advisable.

• All festivities are completely enforced by law and must be participated in.

Ahh, Epic Movie. Today, we celebrate.

!!!!!!!!!HAPPY 'EPIC MOVIE MADE #1' DAY EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!

MY RIVAL BLOG

I have a rival blog.

Well, let's face it, my blog is just a copy of Needs To Glassed, so I have no complaints. A bit of competition is healthy. In other words, when you can't think of topics, you can rightfully 'borrow' from your competitor. It's legal, and totally beats sitting around trying to think about what you hate about your life so that you can write a small blurb about it.



Nice tagline. I can see that becoming a pop-phrase phenomenon, akin to 'did I doo dat?'.

SHREK THE THIRD

Oh boy! Even if it's half as bad as Shrek 2, it will still raise the stocks in shittastic sequels by 4.2%!!!

Theoretically.

'OOPS, SHE DID IT AGAIN' HEADLINES

It could be a case of "oops, she did it again" with reports Britney Spears is pregnant only 10 weeks after her split from Kevin Federline and four months after she gave birth to her second child.

from The Courier Mail


Oops, she did it again. For the fifth time in the last six years, Britney Spears topped Yahoo Inc.'s most popular search term list for 2006.

from Pocono Record


"Oops, she did it again." That's how I remember NPR's Peter Segal describing Britney Spears after she was caught panty-free by photogs -- twice. Listen. I'll resolve this if you will: If you do something that makes you less than what you should be, forget the "oops" -- just don't do it again.

from Orlando Sentinel

Now this just pisses me off.

Is there an unpublicized amendment among tabloid journalism that states any reporting on Britney Spears doing any sort of action at all more than once must be accompanied by a played-on-words reference to a song released in 199fucking9?