THE CAST OF SURVIVOR: FIJI

http://www.cbs.com/primetime/survivor14/

Hmm. I honestly think that the casting officials at CBS handpick most of the final contestants based on their unique and incredibly stupid names.

This season, meet Boo, Dre, Lisi, Yau-Man, Edgardo and Mookie.

Predicted to win: Dre.

Second place: Anthony

Third place: Sylvia.

Predicted to definately not win: Yau-Man.

Predicted contestant to have a "controversial" moment: Alex.

Voted out first: Lisi.

I suck at predictions.

SURVIVOR 13 DAY - SURVIVOR: COOK ISLANDS

Definately the best season yet. Which is really saying something seeings as all the seasons have been hugely entertaining and the show has yet to jump the shark.
I loved the location, loved the casting, loved the multitude and magnitude of the twists, loved the enormous and inventive challenges and I really loved the final outcome.

Keep it up.

One thing's for sure, these three hour finales really exhaust me. I'm outta here.

SURVIVOR 13 DAY - SEKOU'S MUSICAL PURSUIT

I hate to break it to you, man, but gauging from your performance tonight, I think you'll find much more success capitalising on the fact you were voted out of Survivor because you were fat and slept all day long.

SURVIVOR 13 DAY - YUL

Yul survives!

Becky = Dead

Ozzy = Dead

*loves it*

SURVIVOR 13 DAY - THE FINAL THREE

I am so loving the final three. Yul, who I want to win, absolutely deserves to be there. Ozzy, definately as well. Becky retains a high level of integrity, and really isn't pushing anyone that was more deserving out. Although I think if I could swap anyone with her, I would put Jonathan in the threesome.

I'm predicting Yul to win, Ozzy to come second, Becky to get completely overlooked. Now I just wish they would stop with the cricket updates and homeware specialist ads advertising no interest until 2010. Fuckin' 2010, who is worrying about 2010. I'm worried about who wins this game, and that is in no way connected to cricket.

SURVIVOR 13 DAY - SUNDRA

You're heading into a tie-breaker that you know is going to be a fire building contest. You have a day to practice (not to mention the 37 days you should have practised). You don't. You go into it with no experience or knowledge. What da' fuck is wrong wid' yoo, grrrl!?!?

Srsly though, you were a cool cat.

Sundra = Dead

SURVIVOR 13 DAY - ADAM

Unsurprising for pretty much everyone.
I for one cannot wait for Adam's completely vacuous, non-impact question as a member of the jury.

By the way, I just read that Adam isn't even a fan of Survivor. He regarded it as a silly show. What a complete douche.


Adam = Dead

SURVIVOR: COOK ISLANDS DEDICATION DAY

Tomorrow is the finale of Survivor: Cook Islands, which is believe it or not, very excting for me. Regularly updated posts regarding the good, the bad and aggrivating outcomes surrounding this season of Survivor will take place tomorrow, January 5th, 2007.

Enjoy.

Go Yul. Die Adam!

PARVATI

I loved how after she talked up her flirting so much throughout the series, saying it was her ultimately secret weapon and advantage, all she did was like, say: "Oh my god, two naked guys in a hot tub. What could happen?" and then the boys were like "Excuse me as we plot to vote you out."

I don't know how she made it this far. It was definately not as a result of her super flirting powahz! as I think we've established they suck big time.

Parvati = Dead.

JONATHAN

Frankly, I'm sad to see him go. He was right, he did deserve to stay at least one more week.
Jonathan had something a few of the others didn't have. A dignified way of reasoning. Where everyone else would make an ass of themselves, Jonathan thrived.
Which is more than I can say for someone like that fat-headed child Nate, who goes into hysterics everytime someone speaks out against Jonathan. Shut the fuck up Nate. You're dead! You died like 3 weeks ago. You lose!

Unfortunately, Jonathan = Dead.

CANDICE

Candice just got voted out of Survivor: Season 13 - Cook Islands.
Ew, I hated her even before she pashed the giant-mouthed, ghastly Adam. Good riddance, I hope she enjoys melding into the collection of a hundred or so other Survivor contestants that look, act and sound pretty much exactly like her. This time next year, I'll remember Cao Boi, but I will not remember you Candice!

Candice = Dead.