ANNA NICOLE SMITH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*kidding*


Next Celebrity Death Prediction: John Goodman.

D.E.B.S.

Foxtel is screening some of the most acclaimed, award-winning films this month to correlate with the Oscars taking place in a few weeks.

I chose D.E.B.S.

*slaps forehead extra hard*

LOU'S OVERDESCRIPTION

Oh really? Omg, so I'm assuming the milkshake was just plain milk shaken up then? You didn't list the flavour. What was the flavour?

And the jellybeans! What colours were there? Which ones did you enjoy most? OMG! Did the biscuits have chocolate in them? If so, milk or dark? Lou, how could you leave us all hanging like this??? I MUST KNOW!!!

Why!? Because I REALLY give a damn about what you ate today, that's why!

BLOG - RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES

I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate this blog!!!!!

And all others like it.

Basically the typical Asian girl trying to act like a dumb Western girl and failing horribly blog.

During one post she talks about how bad she is at snowboarding. Derrrrrrp. Cut a piss-weak story short, she falls over and compares the sensation to being run over by a semi-trailer.
And what I love most is when she transitions to her first language without warning or reason!

We didn't have cute, blue eyed, blond haired ski intructors who'll overcharge you by the hour to flirt with but the boys were kind enough(and comel enough jugak) to spare >3 hours trying to teach fizah and i how to actually control and steer the board.

I'm sorry, but I am nowhere near patient enough (and duffal enough jugak!!) to read your inane posts.
With one post, she even writes the post title in English, and then proceeds to write the ENTIRE massive post in some foreign language.

While she is as incompetent as I'm making her out to be, let's face facts, I'm only bullying her because she has more readers than me...

HARRY POTTER NUDE

Naked pictures of Daniel Radcliffe to promote a new play are causing controversy among fans of the Harry Potter movies. The young star peels off his top half and cuddles up with a topless co-star in the promotional snaps for his London West End run in Equus.

from IMDb

Eywwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I've seen a lot of not ok things in my time, but this seriously gave me a gag reflex.

"'ay 'arry Pottah! I can see your willay, I can!"

Now he wont just be remembered as the boy who played Harry Potter. Now he'll be remembered as the boy who played Harry Potter. oh and who also appeared nude in some play once.

'EPIC MOVIE MADE #1' DAY - POSTERS

By far the worst promotional posters I have ever seen. Ever.

While on this matter, I secured an exclusive interview with someone that has actually seen Epic Movie:

Imagine this if you will. How low can you go before you start heading back up? Epic Movie demands our attention towards such an unexplored philosophic mystery.

'EPIC MOVIE MADE #1' DAY

29th January.

A day that shall now be commemorated with the fairly prestigous accolade of being the day Epic Movie achieved the place of the #1 film in the USA, and will now always be remembered as such.

Truthfully, I can recognise how historically signifcant this momentous occasion proves to be, and it is my humble consideration of this that ensures that such an event isn't forgotten as quickly as it should be.

The customs of the annually celebrated Epic Movie Made #1 Day are as follows:

• At dawn, a bugleman will sound a rendition of Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas.


• Commencing immediately after the bugle number, an international minute of non-laughter will take place. A time to reflect on those laughless and fateful hours, a time to grieve for all the ten dollar notes that won't be returned.


• A public stoning of a randomly selected patron that contributed to the film's opening weekend gross will take place at an allocated hour in the time square of every state or territory's capital city.


• January 29th is also named a schooling and working holiday, which strongly emphasises the message of the day. Which is to put off education and constructive productivity and to encourage the writing of awful, incompetent screenplays based off the parody of other, better, films.


• Gift-giving is essential, as is the requirement of all gifts being nothing but empty cardboard boxes wrapped in giftpaper. The recipient's reaction to the valueless present replicates the disappointment, shock, anger and disgust of audiences upon Epic Movie's original release.


• A complimentary screening of Epic Movie itself is optional, only for the fact that forcibly subjecting people to the film annually, or in fact just the once, is not fully advisable.

• All festivities are completely enforced by law and must be participated in.

Ahh, Epic Movie. Today, we celebrate.

!!!!!!!!!HAPPY 'EPIC MOVIE MADE #1' DAY EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!

SHREK THE THIRD

Oh boy! Even if it's half as bad as Shrek 2, it will still raise the stocks in shittastic sequels by 4.2%!!!

Theoretically.

'OOPS, SHE DID IT AGAIN' HEADLINES

It could be a case of "oops, she did it again" with reports Britney Spears is pregnant only 10 weeks after her split from Kevin Federline and four months after she gave birth to her second child.

from The Courier Mail


Oops, she did it again. For the fifth time in the last six years, Britney Spears topped Yahoo Inc.'s most popular search term list for 2006.

from Pocono Record


"Oops, she did it again." That's how I remember NPR's Peter Segal describing Britney Spears after she was caught panty-free by photogs -- twice. Listen. I'll resolve this if you will: If you do something that makes you less than what you should be, forget the "oops" -- just don't do it again.

from Orlando Sentinel

Now this just pisses me off.

Is there an unpublicized amendment among tabloid journalism that states any reporting on Britney Spears doing any sort of action at all more than once must be accompanied by a played-on-words reference to a song released in 199fucking9?

PEOPLE WHO THINK THE DOUBLE MEANING OF WII IS FUNNY II

American radio station KDND, based in Sacramento has held a competition entitled "Hold Your Wee For A Wii", where contestants had to drink a bottle of water every ten minutes and see how long they could hold it in before they needed the toilet.
Unfortunately, a few contestants' determination to win the new Wii console saw the game lasting for three hours, with 28 year old mother of three Jennifer Lea Strange dying after consuming over half a gallon of water.

Allegedly a nurse warned the radio DJ at the time of the health risks of drinking excessive amounts of water too quickly, yet the station had gotten the contestants to sign waivers and the DJ was not worried about the consequences of the game.
Strange called a co-worker to report she would not be making it into work the next day as she was feeling unwell, but was later found dead at her home.

from N-Europe

See what happens when you play on words so childishly? People start drowning from the inside out!!! Silly little beetch.

MY TV

My TV... blew... up. It's gone.

Let it be noted that it was only a year old. Let it also be noted I was watching 24 and eating ice-cream when it carked it.

*craves House of Carters*

EPIC MOVIE

I think there is more chance of this being some elaborate in-joke amongst movie studios than there is this being a serious cinematic effort.

If this doesn't end up being the worst film of 2007, I'll want to know why.

BINDI IRWIN

She apparently has courage. She apparently has determination. She apparently has the spirit of Steve Irwin inside her. She apparently has her father's legacy to continue.

But what I'm seriously pondering is, does she apparently have a full set of chromosomes???

WORLD OF WARCRAFT: THE BURNING CRUSADE LAUNCH

Last night, fans from around the country were out in force, gathering at retail outlets - many in costume - to see in the midnight launch of the game's first expansion pack, The Burning Crusade.
Events were held around the country, with EB Games opening up every one of its Australian stores on the stroke of midnight to hand the coveted pre-ordered box sets to eager gamers.

New Year's Eve celebrations are held there; the in-world economy can supplement real-life salaries; and most alarmingly, the Chinese Government reportedly attempted to restrict its citizens' play time, following reports of gamers killing each other over virtual property.

An Trinh, 22, plays on average of six hours a day, but now that the expansion pack has been released, he forecast this would increase to 15 hours.
"I took 12 days off work ... I reckon I'll get [my character] to level 70 for sure," he said.

from Sydney Morning Herald

12 days later, psychotherapy clinics were the next to see queues of avid World of Warcraft fans accumulate, most seeking treatment for fatigue and videogame addiction, whilst others had more serious symptoms, such as suffering nervous breakdowns and severe chemical imbalance triggered by the inevitable prospect of life after Level 70.

Utter douchebags.

THE GOLDEN GLOBES

This award is just a senseless amalgamation of the Emmy and the Oscar. It's such a non-honour.

Whenever you hear the words '2 time Golden Globe nominated actress', you know that she's just not all that.

If the best thing you've amounted to is to be nominated for a Golden Globe, and not win, then not get nominated for an Emmy/Oscar, you stank. Being nominated for an Oscar and getting the least amount of votes is a higher accolade than actually winning a Golden Globe.

The statue is ugly too.

LARA BINGLE

There's one thing I hate more than good-looking people that thrive on media coverage by partaking in controversial events.

And that's overratedly good-looking people that thrive on media saturation by partaking in completely non-controversial events that are for some reason deemed controversial.

In short, I generally do not like Lara Bingle very much.

STOMP THE YARD AT #1

A little trivia on the movie:

• The film was originally titled Steppin', but to avoid confusion over the 2006 film Step Up, the title was changed.
• Stomp the Yard shares similarities with another teen film, You Got Served. For example, both films were released in January, both were made by Screen Gems, both films featured Meagan Good in them, both featured cameos by MTV VJs (You Got Served featuring La La and Stomp the Yard featuring Sway) and both feature high-profile competitions.
• Screenwriter Robert Adetuyi also wrote the script for New Line Cinema's Cedric the Entertainer comedy Code Name: The Cleaner, which opened a week prior to Stomp the Yard.
  
  from Wikipedia

Good choice, America!!!!

PEOPLE WITH THEIR CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS STILL UP

If you can find time to put the shit up, then you can certainly find time to pull it all down. Or do you actually enjoy making your house look like a cheap commision home in a month that it isn't obliged?

MY 19TH BIRTHDAY

Yesterday, I celebrated 19 years of life (not including fetal existance) and came to an usually unstartling revelation. Turning 19 really isn't that big a step up from turning 18.

18 is the big deal. 19 years old is just 18 years old plus not dying for an extra year.

Moreso, that bitch and her cake scare me.

IWAO TAKAMOTO

Didn't know who this guy was? Neithers. But he apparently designed some of my most HATED cartoon characters ever.

Takamoto died at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, where he was being treated for respiratory problems, said Gary Miereanu, a spokesman for Warner Bros. Animation.

Takamoto designed Scooby-Doo, his equally famished and cowardly master Shaggy, and their pals Velma, Daphne and Fred in the late 1960s while working at the Hanna-Barbera animation studio. The Great Dane's name was inspired by an improvised line at the end of Frank Sinatra's Strangers in the Night.

He also designed the snickering dog Muttley, who was featured in a number of
productions, and Astro, the family dog on The Jetsons. For The Flintstones, he
created the Great Gazoo, a green alien.

From NineMSN News

It's a shame, too. He looked like a nice guy. Pity he was creatively bankrupt.