THE APPRENTICE - SEASON 6

Unremarkable Moments in TV History #1297: Donald Trump takes his shoes off to walk to a beach fashion show.

ANNA NICOLE SMITH

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

*kidding*


Next Celebrity Death Prediction: John Goodman.

D.E.B.S.

Foxtel is screening some of the most acclaimed, award-winning films this month to correlate with the Oscars taking place in a few weeks.

I chose D.E.B.S.

*slaps forehead extra hard*

LOU'S OVERDESCRIPTION

Oh really? Omg, so I'm assuming the milkshake was just plain milk shaken up then? You didn't list the flavour. What was the flavour?

And the jellybeans! What colours were there? Which ones did you enjoy most? OMG! Did the biscuits have chocolate in them? If so, milk or dark? Lou, how could you leave us all hanging like this??? I MUST KNOW!!!

Why!? Because I REALLY give a damn about what you ate today, that's why!

BLOG - RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES

I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate this blog!!!!!

And all others like it.

Basically the typical Asian girl trying to act like a dumb Western girl and failing horribly blog.

During one post she talks about how bad she is at snowboarding. Derrrrrrp. Cut a piss-weak story short, she falls over and compares the sensation to being run over by a semi-trailer.
And what I love most is when she transitions to her first language without warning or reason!

We didn't have cute, blue eyed, blond haired ski intructors who'll overcharge you by the hour to flirt with but the boys were kind enough(and comel enough jugak) to spare >3 hours trying to teach fizah and i how to actually control and steer the board.

I'm sorry, but I am nowhere near patient enough (and duffal enough jugak!!) to read your inane posts.
With one post, she even writes the post title in English, and then proceeds to write the ENTIRE massive post in some foreign language.

While she is as incompetent as I'm making her out to be, let's face facts, I'm only bullying her because she has more readers than me...